3rd Rock from the Sun - Post Nasal Dick Dick: So. how was school today? Tommy: The best ever. I had my very first make-out session. Dick: Good for you. Tommy: It was with Dina, my lab partner. Sally: Dina? The one with the - Tommy: Ooooh yeahhh. Dick: So tell us everything! I want details. Tommy: Well, at first I was conflicted, you know? We come from very different backgrounds. I'm an alien and she's a presbyterian, I've got a highly developed mind and she's got that big pouty mouth. I tell you, Dick, it was a tough decision. Sally: What tipped the scale? Tommy: She let me. Dick: Well, what happened next? Tommy: I don't know what came over me, but they were so big, and around, a beautiful. I just had to touch them. Dick: And then what? Tommy: She screamed, "Ow, my eyes!"