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3rd Rock from the Sun - Post Nasal Dick
Dick: So. how was school today?
Tommy: The best ever. I had my very first make-out session.
Dick: Good for you.
Tommy: It was with Dina, my lab partner.
Sally: Dina? The one with the -
Tommy: Ooooh yeahhh.
Dick: So tell us everything! I want details.
Tommy: Well, at first I was conflicted, you know? We come from very different backgrounds. I'm an alien and she's a presbyterian, I've got a highly developed mind and she's got that big pouty mouth. I tell you, Dick, it was a tough decision.
Sally: What tipped the scale?
Tommy: She let me.
Dick: Well, what happened next?
Tommy: I don't know what came over me, but they were so big, and around, a beautiful. I just had to touch them.
Dick: And then what?
Tommy: She screamed, "Ow, my eyes!"