Tommy:
The best ever. I had my very first make-out session.
Dick:
Good for you.
Tommy:
It was with Dina, my lab partner.
Sally:
Dina? The one with the -
Tommy:
Ooooh yeahhh.
Dick:
So tell us everything! I want details.
Tommy:
Well, at first I was conflicted, you know? We come from very different backgrounds. I'm an alien and she's a presbyterian, I've got a highly developed mind and she's got that big pouty mouth. I tell you, Dick, it was a tough decision.
Sally:
What tipped the scale?
Tommy:
She let me.
Dick:
Well, what happened next?
Tommy:
I don't know what came over me, but they were so big, and around, a beautiful. I just had to touch them.
